Ouch. The Migraine with a big "M" chastises me. I'm not gonna lie, last night's mohito, budweiser, two amber bocks, and two vodka martinis were just SOOOO good, along with the memory of so many aesthetically pleasing, should I say oratory masterpieces that were articulated, but of course none of the discussion was at the expense of reason. The latter could not be so.
Some "FF's" I remember:
I discovered my social inacceptance is due in part to my need for seeing "The Karate Kid"
My husband is CAPABLE of crying. Profusely. And now I know how this happens. (MwahHAHAhaha)
Patriarchy sucks. Feminists need to assimilate.
In my dreams I wanna be a gangstah....see this. Oh, and this.
Gaming is actually worthy of attention. Girls need to get it together on this. Correction: I need to get it together.
Philosophy rocks. Something about giving you tools for life.
Contrary to popular belief, carbonation in water does not deplete calcium. Just ask me. There's scientific evidence, baby. Look up hyperbaric chambers first, cause that's interesting. A bit off topic, but interesting.
Our knowledge of history is pretty damn frakked up.
Oh yeah, and I have a crush on Battlestar's Starbuck. And that's okay with Nicholas. I like to keep things fiesty.
Our DOG rules the house with his stuffies. Hands down. He makes all our important decisions for us. Our cat makes-out with him. Hey, but at least they get along, right? Embrace diversity. Look beyond the differences.
What does a ball and tights have to do with football? How else could this be intruiging? Oh, I forgot there's going to be a K-Fed commercial this time around. That makes all the difference.
Get some liberty. Abhor government. Believe in the market. Have a sense of humor. Watch this.
I'm getting a gun for my next birthday. Gonna do certification classes. Crazy jabongies. I will not live in fear. Annie Oakley, eat your heart out.
Oh, and Nicholas' teeth itch sometimes. Yeah. Not sure how to explain that one. But that's what he said.
I am POSITIVE there was so much more, but that's all I can remember. I will add later if it comes to me.
Gonna go get some ibuprofen now. Yikes.
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Wow, I wish I could have been there for that conversation!
Did you steal videos off of my blog? That's called plagiarism. I stole those from YouTube fair and square. I'm glad someone else is a wannabe gangsta. Your husband was the inspiration for that blog. He didn't get my "milkshake" reference. Ouch. Teach the child. Show him the way. --Shelley
ah... if it isn't the wonderful shelley posting on my blog :) You have discovered my evil plan to connect our minds once again, even if it must be over my husband's lack of knowledge for gangstah-speak. My, oh my, he has a lot to learn...
Word. ;-)
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