Poetry for The Masses

In case you're trying to "woo" that special someone with poetry but are having difficulty -- there is good news! Try the Links -2- Love poem generator. Unequivocally proven to help sustain love for those difficult, awkward moments in which romantic words leave you drawing a blank! In case you didn't know that yesterday (on Valentine's Day) and think it's too late--pick yourself up and resolve to make poetry! Because folks, it can't be any harder than that. As a matter of fact, post poetry on your blog and get an inordinate amount of results!!

For proof, see my fantastically written, thoroughly descriptive example below!

My Love

Your skin glows like the guava, blossoms voluptuous as the poison ivy in the purest hope of spring.

My heart follows your cello voice and leaps like a spotted emu at the whisper of your name.

The evening floats in on a great goffin cockatoo wing.

I am comforted by your linux hat that I carry into the twilight of Kenya beams and hold next to my toe.

I am filled with hope that I may dry your tears of gatorade.

As my hand falls from my sock, it reminds me of your American Crew hair gel.

In the quiet, I listen for the last bonging of the day.

My heated elbow leaps to my plaid pajama pants.

I wait in the moonlight for your secret USB missle launcher so that we may jog as one, elbow to elbow, in search of the magnificient black and chrome and mystical pontiac G6 of love.

Pretty good, eh? *sarcasm*