How Many Posts Are Between This One and My Last?

One thing I can't stand about managing a blog is that if I decide to have a long interlude existing between my posts, suddenly I feel I am supposed to acknowledge that period of nothingness before I may resume regular posting. But for what purpose am I really doing that? I assure you, no one reads this thing - it is purely for my own sake that I write. That point aside, what I really want to know is how many lack of posts between posting warrants the need to acknowledge that I haven't posted in awhile? Surely, the amount of posting I could have done between my last was a finite possibility, if say, I posted more and more down to the minute, even second, and blah...beyond that. It also seems there are other reasons that might lead me away from posting regularly, but are better than posting in itself, like making a living, or working on a quality post rather than posting for its own sake. So then, I have no guilt for the nothingness I have created which leaves me again unsure as to what exactly I am supposed to acknowledge because I haven't posted in awhile. Since it is unclear to me how long an interlude is necessary to acknowledge I haven't posted in awhile, I think I will skip that awkward process and begin posting again normally.